Why do you call this music, lol

Every day, every place I go, I hear this crap that someone has the audacity to call music being piped in from Muzak. Shouldn't someone sue them for lying, lol? There are a few good songs to be found (Roy Orbison, Johnny Rivers, etc.) but for the most part, it is a bunch of "singers" who can't even "sing" in a normal tone of voice. To make matters more unbearable, this same mess is piped in day after day after day after day with no variety at all. I really don't want to offend anyone who likes this music (all 2 or 3 of ya!) but come on, how about some variety here?

During Valentines week, they switched up music and were playing love songs by the likes of Elvis, Everly Brothers, Ed Ames, etc. Why can't we get more of that during the year? Why must we be stuck with Phil Collins and a bunch of others who could only dream of sounding as good as Elvis, Hank Williams, or Ed Ames?